(noun) used to define moments when royalty gets excited, especially in public. Rexcitement is marked by slight batting of eyelids, minor twitching of the lower limbs and an oh-I-need-to-pee-now! look on the face caused by intent attempts to suppress a very porcine guffaw.
Can also be used in context of noobs trying to live up politically correct social circles.
I could see Queen Lizzie burst with rexcitement when Obama's phone began vibrating in his pocket while she was standing next to him.
Yeah, he blabbers about principled decisions and responsibility taking all day, but the sucker looked pretty rexcited when the seniors offered him pot.
So excited that you need prescription pills to stop you from exploding.
Yo, what the hell happened to him? Oh, he exploded man. Got a bit too rxcited for that new Call of Dooders game and forgot to refill his prescription. Damn dude... dibs on his stuff.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.