In the same vein as a late night street kebab (kabab, kebob, kabob, etc..) sounds so delicious when you're drunk that you eat one only to wake-up the next morning feeling ill...a kebabe is a chick who you pick-up at night after leaving the bars thinking she's a a good idea...only to be sick the next morning when you wake-up next to her.
Most often used in England, S. Africa or Australia
Guy 1: Bru, I'm hammered, let's grab some kebabes.
Guy 2: Sorry Mate, last time I brought home one of those dolls I woke-up in the morning and thought I fucked a bear...I'll stick to the chicken kebabs.
An infamous comestible from Taste of Chilli Kebab House on Occupation Road in Corby. A kebab that literally contains EVERYTHING and weighs about 10 kilos. This thing would give you meat poisoning, and is about 10000 calories. Takes approx. 2 hours to eat. Costs £5. Would safely feed a family of 4 pissheads.
Is the same shape and size as a bottle of pop when wrapped, so you can either eat it or use it to chin someone.
Could also be used as a battering ram to smash your door in when coming home from the pub and you've lost your keys.