Groomzilla 

NOUN

The appropriate mate for bridezilla, groomzilla is a combination of groom and godzilla, and describes an unreasonably demanding groom. Groomzillas rarely express themselves over the small details of the wedding ceremony and reception, preferring instead to force family members into uncomfortable situations or make vague general statements his bride must extrapolate from.

Groomzilla's attacks are often seen by his bride to be personal attacks on her, her ability to get along with her future in-laws, and her ability to plan a wedding.

This term is most often seen on wedding-related media, especially chat boards.

OMG, I can't believe my groomzilla wants me to spend six whole hours talking to his mother!

Groomzilla was last seen terrorizing Tokyo and demanding unreasonably-priced things for his small-budget wedding.

Groomzilla by Maryilee January 22, 2009

Groomzilla 

The male equivilent to a bridezilla. A heterosexual man planning a wedding who becomes over-involved, demanding and outrageously hostile about small irrelevent details involved with the planning of the ceremony and/or reception. A Groomzilla is also known to insist on a wedding band for himself that is more elaborate and costly than his bride's ring. This type of Groom will insist that all details and choices must be decided by him, leaving the bride to parade countless options before him and watch "her day" become "his".

She absolutely loved that banquet hall, but her fiance didn't like the color of the dance floor, so he said no. I hope she knows she's got a groomzilla.

He's insisting his diamond be bigger than mine! He's turning into Groomzilla.

My future husband has become a groomzilla! My dream wedding is ruined!

Groomzilla by Raylan July 28, 2010

Goozilla 

A person or thing that is so immense in toxic stupidity (and lard) they are commonly mistaken for a giant Japanese Monster or someone breaking the first rule of 4chan.

"This World of Warcraft kid is so annoying!"
"Total goozilla."

Goozilla by TTally November 16, 2009

Gormzilla 

An abnoxutios dog which will only eat Spanish people for a passion. A gormzilla walk on four legs and his cock is the size of an snider. When the gormzilla is ready to fuck it kills it prey with an amazing anal fuck.

Tobias: Damn bro i got absolutely gormzillaed last night
Havard: Wow that's amazing, you are such a lucky lad

Gormzilla by Gormzilla November 23, 2021

Gormzilla 

Insult used to describe somebody that acted in a gormy way, and is also clapped, resembling Godzilla.

Fred: “Did you eat my pizza slice?”

Dan: “Oh… but I mean, technically it’s mum’s since she bought it.”

Fred: “Oh shut up Gormzilla.”

Gormzilla by thunkedit January 15, 2024