chevrolayed

When you procreate in the bed or cab of a Silverado, Colorado, Canyon, Escalade EXT, in the back of a Tahoe, Yukon, SRX, Trailblazer, Escalade, Suburban, Equinox, Traverse, Canyon, or Acadia, Enclave, or in the seats of Lacrosse, Camaro, CTS, DTS, STS, Corvette, Impala, or XLR Roadster; But not Aveo, or HHR. Those are for pussies.

Jon: "Dude, Does Mike have Ashley in his Tahoe?"
Matt: "Hell yeah, He's getting Chevrolayed in the Wallgreens parking lot".

chevrolayed by ChemistryCalvin July 27, 2010

Chevrolaid 

What you'll hopefully get by taking a hot chick for a ride in your Corvette or Camaro.

Lots of cute gals love to be "picked up", so you might have a comparable chance of getting Chevrolaid wif a squarebody-loving damsel while cruising in a Cheyanne or Scottsdale as you would in a sports car.

Chevrolaid by QuacksO March 5, 2024