snoozer 

a person who doesnt really DO anything. Generally they look busy but are not really achieving anything, they may as well be asleep.

That guy is a snoozer.

snoozer by rizzle69 June 20, 2005

snoozer 

An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.

Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.

snoozer by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017

Snoozer 

A perfectly timed sexual experience that occurs during the interval between one buzz of the alarm clock snooze to the next.

We slept late and were going to miss the train this morning, so we had a quick snoozer before we hit the shower.

Snoozer by WordSwain July 27, 2010

Snoozer 

A person who sleeps and sometimes snores during any give time or period.. randomly.

M: Ey, are you still there?
C: zzzzz..
M: Stop being such a snoozer and wake up.

Snoozer by mStills April 3, 2009

Snoozer 

A girl that will meet you for drinks/dinner...Take you home...And not have sex with you. This can actually happen up to 3 times before this "Snoozer" will participate in the act of love making. A male "Snoozer" who brings girls home to just sleep is more commonly known as a homosexual.

"...You can stay at my place....I mean....Not in a sexual way or anything..."

Quote from Kalin H - Serial Snoozer

Snoozer by Dan IV III November 28, 2007

Snoozer 

When you hit snooze so many times on your alarm you end up being late

"Hey man, sorry I'm late, I was being a total snoozer"

Snoozer by Trkoiz October 9, 2015

Snoozer 

In football. When a match between two sides has a tendency to send its audience to sleep. The game is likely to be of a boring nature.

Boy oh boy, Mourinho is such a bore. What a snoozer this is.

Surely someone will do something soon, this match is a snoozer.

Shall we put the darts on? This is a snoozer.

I’d rather watch the bees, the el clásico will be a snoozer I reckon.

Snoozer by Bitter Bee January 28, 2021