A lovable guy who just does'nt know how to FUCK OFF. This individual also believes gummy bears will climb all over his body and molest him thoroughly at nite when he sleeps and that if he sits on a toilet a hand will come up to tickle his leathery chode so he squats on the toilet every time. This individual also fakes handicap by claiming he is a chronic masturbator and cannot work but really is just a horny fuck and makes cord bracelets while he whacks it in public. This individual also hates any member of the powerful Koontz clan and their dreaded homosexual walrus-like sea monster the Shnagglepuss and plots how to bring about their downfall via deadly homosexual pranks. Finally Randy usually wears glasses and likes watching true blood with a cold beer in one hand a thumb up his ass from his other hand while dressed as prince (complete with glitter.) Various aliases are: cheeseburger walrus, inflatable elvis, THE fuck off artist, Bobandi
What the fuck ese' stop whackin it every time you see vampires on tv man its weird fuck off!?
Hey how bout you fuck off randy ya cheeseburger walrus!
Hey i heard randys off da cheesburgas?! Bro mothafuckas wit gutz like dat aint ooooff da cheeseburgas know what im sayin? mothafuckas wit gutz like dat are definetly oooon da cheezburgaz like randy's ass
Hey how bout you fuck off randy ya cheeseburger walrus!
Hey i heard randys off da cheesburgas?! Bro mothafuckas wit gutz like dat aint ooooff da cheeseburgas know what im sayin? mothafuckas wit gutz like dat are definetly oooon da cheezburgaz like randy's ass
by chapterblack January 12, 2013
Randy loves Elizabeth
Randy likes talking on the phone with Elizabeth!
Nacho loves Pancho forever!!! <3
Randy and Elizabeth like pulling all-nighters together and they love eating Taco bell late at night(;
Randy likes talking on the phone with Elizabeth!
Nacho loves Pancho forever!!! <3
Randy and Elizabeth like pulling all-nighters together and they love eating Taco bell late at night(;
by Nacho Wiener July 22, 2011
A stalker. Someone who becomes overly obsessed with someone they just met. Really cool guy. No sense at all. Easily adaptive to meet the prized persons needs or wants.
Girl 1: hey what's up with that creepy guy that keeps staring at you like he is going to eat you?
Girl 2: oh, he's just being Randy.
Girl 2: oh, he's just being Randy.
by McDiddle October 16, 2010
A high school teacher that is very lazy. He also has a shaggy beard and very hairy arms and is very short. He is known to take little children into bathrooms and molest them. He has a Harley and rides it during the summer.
by Smiley2236 July 12, 2010
by Djdoslskshdicopwndbcdkdfo February 13, 2014
1) Damn that nigga is a randy.
2) That bitch didn't text me back what a randy.
3) Fuck I just got randied.
2) That bitch didn't text me back what a randy.
3) Fuck I just got randied.
by Eric Acosta January 8, 2008