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laundricide 

v. the act of murdering your significant other's laundry. this act is usually done by a newly wed female to her husbands favorite clothes. also to her least favorite.
Also the act of burning a traded or free agent sports star.
why are you wearing that shirt again?
Well my other clothes were involved in a laundricide. I think my wife wants to give me a make over.

Where is your LeBron jersey?
It was a random act of passionate laundricide. It wasnt premeditated I swear.
laundricide by uncle lester July 23, 2010
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laundrified 

to have been a part of the laundry; and is now clean
1) Those shirts are laundrified.
2) The sheets are to be laundrified.
laundrified by Noel November 5, 2003
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laundracize

The act of getting exercise by repeatedly running up and down the stairs with loads of laundry on laundry day.
I have a load of laundry to do. I sort it upstairs, purposely. I then take the whites down and start them, then come back upstairs, and get the darks, and take them down and move the whites to the dryer, and start the darks, then come back upstairs for the towels, and so on.

On days when I feel I need more exercise, or laundracize, I do each piece individually. This is useful for after Christmas/Newyears holidays.
laundracize by Z0lt0n October 10, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026