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bread sock 

A bread sock is a tool used to aid in the consumption of bread. It can be any sock: a tube sock, an ankle sock, a windsock. First, you take the bread, roll it in the sock. Second, put the sock in the microwave to make the bread extra warm. Third, remove sock from microwave, pound the sock against a wall to mash the bread. Finally, remove the bread and enjoy!
Guy 1: eBay has some great bread socks. I might buy a few.

Guy 2: Aww man, get me one.

Guy 1: Alright!
bread sock by BreadLvr July 22, 2010
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Breadlocks 

Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.
Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009

Breadlocks 

Ungroomed Pubic Hair grown from a Vagina that is suffering from a Severe Yeast Infection.
I was going to go down on Jill, but when I opened her legs the smell hit me and I noticed she had Breadlocks, So it was no go and we did anal instead.
Breadlocks by NekroGGRE August 31, 2018

Breadcock 

A loaf of bread that has an unintentional penis shape on the surface.
Look at that breadcock on that loaf!!
Breadcock by brentchie June 27, 2021