Stranglewank 

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

Stranglewank by Janez June 6, 2009

Strangle Wank

A Strangle Wank is where any gender of male or female, or both place one hand on theyre neck as if to throttle or choke them self whilst masturbating.

Look at him having a wee on the wall

Hes blaintz strangle wanking

Strangle Wank by dcbeast July 12, 2010

spanglewank 

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks

"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"

spanglewank by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019

strangleland 

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.

"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"

strangleland by Xavier November 21, 2003

Shpanglewanked 

Very excitedly confused

The situation had her so shpanglewanked that she got married to her camel

Shpanglewanked by Funintraffik July 17, 2022

Stranglebonking 

Having rough sex with an attractive (preferably scholarly and dark haired) young woman, with your hands wrapped tightly around her neck. Her orgasm is probably going to be fucking awesome.

"did you hear that Mr S was stranglebonking that post-grad student till she passed out cold!"

Stranglebonking by Westy1685 November 23, 2022