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Creamy Italian 

Jizz, Cum, Sperm, White Stuff, Cream.

Coined on Weeds.

The Stuff Expelled when you masterbate.
See Also: Choking The Chicken, Spanking The Monkey,
Uncle: Okay so an alternative would be to use a tissue. Clean, effective, and gets up all that Creamy Italian. But it can stick to your Dick Head like a fucking Band-Aid.
Creamy Italian by Rx420 June 4, 2009
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Creamy Italian 

When a chick is giving you head and you are about to cum, you pull her off your dick, push her head down, and cum all through her hair. U then use the cum to slick her hair back and up so that its spiked up like a douchbag italian from jersey. The more cum, the better the styling possibilities.
last night i gave my girlfriend a creamy italian. she thought it was funny and turned on sum music and started fist pumping like crazy
Creamy Italian by aligator1 July 13, 2010

Italian Cream Salsa 

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.
Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026