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pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney
" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "
pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008
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The use of one's core muscles to avoid defecating in one's pants.
I had to go so bad, I was doing poolates all the way to the stall.
poolates by Difose October 16, 2008

Pooplate 

Girl (to boy): Uhh.. Will you date me?

Boy: Da fuck? No, your face is pooplate.
Pooplate by popeandcockrocks October 4, 2011
Originating in edinburgh, polates are weed infused coffees. The term combines po and cafe latte.
A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
Often used at the end of a message to suggest that two people meet up for the purpose of drinking them.
Ricardo, where have you been?
I'm feeling stressed out but need perking up aswell...

Polates?
polates by Diddiodopolis January 12, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026