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metroligious 

Adj.

1. Appearing to be religious (e.g., because one wears a cross on a chain, sports payos, smokes the buddah, majors in world religions, seems at peace with oneself and the world, or is a generally chill or "good" person, etc.) when actually agnostic, spiritual, athiest, humanist, nihilist, or similar.

2. A non-religious person who has an inexplicable interest in or knowledge of religion, religious fashion, and the religious lifestyle and/or enjoys taking part in religious events, ceremonies, and rituals.

Not to be confused with Metrospiritual.
I thought Jim wore a yarmulke because he was Jewish, but after I saw how he devoured that king crab, I'm betting he's just metroligious.

You can tell Sarah's metroligious by the way she always brings up how she went to Catholic school whenever someone mentions nuns.
metroligious by usman noyo December 15, 2008
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metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010

metrolodian 

A genre for any art/entertainment form that defines a modern environment riddled with unusual and uneasy phenomena.
Control (Video game), Coherence (Movie), Haunting of the hill house (Tv show) are some examples of the metrolodian genre.
metrolodian by EquatorialFish February 7, 2020

methological 

An idea that only makes sense while on meth.
My neighbor is the head of the D.E.A see that window? In the corner there is a camera and there are cameras exactly like that one in every window, but he dresses like a chef everyday when he leaves his house.
This is a completly METHOLOGICAL idea.
methological by Dr. tweak September 21, 2009

Metoo whore 

A female or biological entity identifying as such who falsely proclaims to have been misused physically or mentally by a male member of the human species. A Metoo whore is often motivated by a strong incessant hatred towards males of any kind.
That Metoo Whore completely destroyed Zack's reputation. Now, everybody thinks he assaulted her sexually.
Metoo whore by Unclecrazy February 14, 2021
is the most crazzy asss familllly you willl ever meeet there usuallly chiiil , always have fun , never get too down , bitch eachother out from time to time& usually dont care what people think . & like to have fun & are also suppper loud .
i hear someone talking in the neighborhoood & swearing it must be a mekoola
mekoola by mystery . June 29, 2011