Fu-what

When you're singing a song and the word "fuck" is about to come up only to get bleeped and disappoint you.

My Chemical Romance- Blood

(you singing)
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.

They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.

The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,

But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful *bleep*
(You start screaming)
Fu-WHAT!!! What the fuck was that.

Fu-what by WritterKnownAsAnonymous July 8, 2010

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What the Fu-Why

A phrase used the express suprise or disgust over a situation without trying to sound informal, insulting or obscene. So intead of fuck say Fu-Why

"What the Fu-Why"said Asli " I thought I had submitted this homework"

What the Fu-Why by ChidexAustine January 15, 2020

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what the fu--

A half censored version of saying Fuck as in the Tom Holland Spider-Man films

(After Peter Parker swings in his room at his apartment in Queens)

Aunt May: What the fu--?!!

Or

Quentin Beck/Mysteryio: Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker!!

Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What the fu--?!!

what the fu-- by King Slappy Inf3rno! September 28, 2019

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my man what the fu-

the time where you aren`t in a situation and feel like my man what the fu-

you see a guy fall out of nowhere you say my man what the fu-

my man what the fu- by redditor_idiot February 27, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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