dylfs

Destroy Your Life For Satan

You better DYLFS now

Smoke crack, fuck bitches and dylfs

dylfs by BrissaLovesPizza93 July 3, 2010

delfsbag 

The act of calling non-douchebags douchebags in an attempt to cover up the fact that in fact you are a douchebag.

Bob: Look at that guy with the windbreaker vest and the neon pink sunglasses making fun of the blind lady in a wheel chair.

Fred: I know! What a delfsbag!

delfsbag by Boooyahhhhh September 9, 2010

dyliston 

an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.

1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!

dyliston by willan February 27, 2011

Dylfuck 

To fuck an inanimate object

Hey look at that guy! He's dylfucking that chair.

Dylfuck by Xek November 23, 2013

Dylspec 

When your mates (or any old fuck-nugget) is being a bit too "rapey" or is using a lack of friendship to make you feel guilty for something you didn't do for him.

"Hey, Hows that guy that jacked off then sprogged on that chicks back at St Kilda Fest... Dylspec."

"Hey man... Remember the other month when I came to your house party and you didn't hi five me straight away?"

"Dylspec>"

Dylspec by Dylspac March 12, 2015

DYFS 

Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.

They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.

Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.

It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.

Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.

Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!

DYFS by g-diggity January 1, 2008

dilfsexual 

Someone who is only attracted to DILFs. most probably gold diggers

Jordana- Im such a dilfsexual
Amy- What does that mean?
Jordana- I like old dick

dilfsexual by yeah the yobbo chats May 5, 2021