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(adj) The condition of having a sore and burning ass after a day of "swamp ass" from eating spicy ethnic foods, like a doner kabob or Thai food.
Dude, I can't make it out tonight, I have brustal ass. I never should have had that street food after the strip club. I'm a total douche. How'd you guys keep your asses so clean?
Brustal by O'Brennan November 23, 2010

Brutal Expectations 

The Expections that the Community towards the Developers have to release a finished and working Battlefield with enough supporting Content
I want a good Battlefield. Damn this Community has brutal Expectations.

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.
Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.
Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

Brostalgia

A wistful or excessively sentimental yearning for return to a past period with your bro or bros.
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Brostalgia by The Sebastian November 21, 2009

Brutally 

It’s an adverb that can be used in a number of different ways:
1 It can mean particularly savage and violent;
2 It can mean in a direct and uncompromising way, where no attempt is made to disguise unpleasantness;
3 It can mean to an extremely unpleasant or harsh degree;
1 He was brutally attacked in the street;
2 It was a brutally candid review of her performance;
3 The thaw followed weeks of brutally cold weather;
Brutally by AKACroatalin December 7, 2016

Brutal Legend 

A Game Produced And Directed By Electronic Arts And Double Fine Productions, Starring Jack Black And A Host Of Other Cameos From Reputed Musicians. Directed By Tim Shaefer And Based In A Heavy Metal Universe.
Damn, Dont Tell Me Ive Been Slayin Hot Girls This Entire Time
Brutal Legend
Brutal Legend by Pilko182 December 17, 2009