3 definitions by The Sebastian
Acronym for: Post Mispronounced Lyric Embarassment
1. The utter humilation suffered when one loudly sings the wrong lyric to a song (often followed by incomprehensible mumbling to make it seem as if the nothing went horribly wrong)
1. The utter humilation suffered when one loudly sings the wrong lyric to a song (often followed by incomprehensible mumbling to make it seem as if the nothing went horribly wrong)
(While singing along to The Beatles' Come Together)
Horrible Sing-alonger: Got to be a joker he just do what he please, He wear no shoeshine he got Trojan football, he got funny dinger, mshsh shjsj coca cola come together sgsdjd right now mshmsjk
Lyric Analyst: "Trojan Football," are you serious? And that mumbling did not mask your PMLE at all
Horrible sing-alonger: I just thought -
Lyric Analyst: You thought nothing!
Horrible Sing-alonger: Got to be a joker he just do what he please, He wear no shoeshine he got Trojan football, he got funny dinger, mshsh shjsj coca cola come together sgsdjd right now mshmsjk
Lyric Analyst: "Trojan Football," are you serious? And that mumbling did not mask your PMLE at all
Horrible sing-alonger: I just thought -
Lyric Analyst: You thought nothing!
by The Sebastian August 8, 2007
Acronym for: Wrongly Labeled Waffle Crapper
A girl who might at first seem hot, but after closer analysis is clearly not nearly as attractive as it was originally thought she was.
A girl who might at first seem hot, but after closer analysis is clearly not nearly as attractive as it was originally thought she was.
Terrible Talent Scout: You see that librarian? She's mad hot, I'd let her crap on my waffle's any day.
An Asshole: First of all it's "Did you see that librarian," second of all she has one leg and a 13 inche scar running across her face.
Terrible Talent Scout: O yeahhhhh, I missed that. What a WLWC.
An Asshole: First of all it's "Did you see that librarian," second of all she has one leg and a 13 inche scar running across her face.
Terrible Talent Scout: O yeahhhhh, I missed that. What a WLWC.
by The Sebastian August 8, 2007
Dude: Yo, let's steal the napkin-holder from this bar.
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
Widowed-Bro: . . . nah (disappointedly turns away)
Dude: You alright man?
Widowed-Bro: . . . (Thinking about a time he and his bros took a road trip to New Mexico and stole a horse-cop's horse and used it to commandeer an oxen and 12 hundred dollars worth of cattle)
Dude: Dude!
Widowed-Bro: Sorry . . . just thinking about this thing me and my bros once stole
Dude: You need to stop being so brostalgic and live in reality.
Widowed-Bro: I can't help my brostalgia. I loved Ted "T-Killa" Jones. He was my main bro . . . Goddamn it! I told him not to play 13 consecutive games of Flip Cup with Everclear grain alcohol. (A single brostalgic tear rolls down his cheek)
by The Sebastian November 21, 2009