digme 

a poser who goes to cool places to be seen

The corner coffee shop was crawling with digme's

digme by swezy September 15, 2003

digme 

a person, either male or female, who constantly finds it necessary to promote themselves or their actions.

Joe's always trying to hype himself up. Yeah, cool dude, we know you volunteer 40 hours a week, sweet. What a digme.

Man, she's pretentious as hell.

Yeah, she's a real digme.

digme by samwise gamgee hobbit June 19, 2010

digme 

people that have an aspect of awesomeness that you aspire to have or be. You meet an amazing person and just dig them - they are a digme.

Did you see how that digme just handled herself - I should behave more like that.

digme by islandgirl1980 April 13, 2019

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Numb Digger 

A digger/miner who suffers from congenital insensitivity to pain (CIP) CIP is a rare disorder, first described in 1932 by Dearborn as Congenital pure analgesia. Dumb. nigge- I mean Numb Diggers are prone to Ligma, which is a deadly type of strand of Sugma.

Man, I punched him real hard. He must be a numb digger! Or just a dumb nigger...

Numb Digger by Fart Fella May 6, 2021

Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.

Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.

Gold Digger by paradisedallas June 22, 2014

Digger Phelps 

An expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. This is based on the idea that Digger Phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn't analyze his way out of a damp sheep.

The word 'Digger' is completely interchangeable with the word 'Fuck'. In times of over the top levels of failure, Digger Fucking Phelps may be used, abbreviated as DFP for texting.

This is the exact opposite of Jay Bilas

Guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!
<muttered> Digger!

Dad, I'm really sorry I got chocolate on your Peyton Manning jersey. It's OK though, cause it doesn't fit anymore...right?
Digger Phelps!

Dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? Yeah, we all banged her.
<shouted> Digger Fucking Phelps!

Digger Phelps by CCBM ryoder April 16, 2013