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Tread Heading 

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.
That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

treadhead 

A person who is fond of or has a fascination with armored fighting vehicles.
Joe went crazy at the Imperial armor museum when he saw the German tanks. He's such a treadhead.
treadhead by jmt_tx May 14, 2009

treadhead 

when cornrows go bad: the hairstyle worn by devotees begins to look less fierce and more like the balding treads on a fading car tire.
Allen Iverson's hair looks treadheaded.
treadhead by misosoup February 2, 2007

treadhead 

Someone who avidly enjoys watching Motocross. The term has also been used to describe "cheap seats" at Motocross events. ("Treadhead seats")
Jake has been to 12 Supercross events! He's a real treadhead!
treadhead by MustangGT September 25, 2005

Treadhead 

Getting head while running on a treadmill.
Yo bro, I got the best treadhead yesterday.
Treadhead by Bigyotaman April 24, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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