as a skunk 

highly intoxicated

mannnnnnn you were as a skunk last night

as a skunk by skunk_93 June 6, 2010

drunk as a skunk 

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

drunk as a skunk by alexandra October 11, 2004

drunk as a skunk 

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

drunk as a skunk by XARDSX August 14, 2016

high as a skunk 

a combination between being high as a kite and drunk as a skunk. being very high and very drunk at the same time.

Man between all the pot and alcohol i had last night, I think I was high as a skunk.

high as a skunk by Daniel McColl Smith June 16, 2007

drank as a skank 

to be really really drunk.

Dude! You're drank as a skank.

drank as a skank by Christopher Micheal O'Connor February 28, 2005