Flowerhead

A male who thinks he is in with the ladies but they only think of him as their cute little friend who is 100% undateable

Kevin: Hey Shawn aren't you worried about Derrick hangin out with your girl

Shawn: No way man that guys a total Flowerhead all the girls only like playin with his hair

Kevin: ha what a Flowerhead

Flowerhead by Bmagic13 June 2, 2010

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Flopperhead

The male reproductive organ when at half-chub state. Often confused with the Copperhead (Agkistrodon contortrix) A snake commonly found in North America.

Oh no! That flopperhead is coming right at me!

Flopperhead by Chops01 March 5, 2011

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flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.

“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.

flowered by CJ1970 March 14, 2019