granolawhore 

A derogatory term describing, and very useful for offending, vegetarian/vegan persons who insist on pushing their beliefs onto other people.

A stereotypical granolawhore has a massive feeling of superiority over those who eat meat, is often uneducated on their beliefs (they'll often say that humans can't actually digest meat, for example) and is completely oblivious to the fact that the person they're talking to doesn't care about their opinion.

granolawhore: "Why are you eating that? that's dead animals! you're disgusting!"
you: "Shut up, granolawhore."

granolawhore by gee_ March 7, 2018

granolacore 

A specific type of hipster that is outdoorsy and into living healthily.

Did you hear about that girl he dated? She was a mountain climbing vegan who wouldn't save her armpits. Granolacore for sure.

granolacore by metalfvck May 9, 2015

grandmawhore 

An aesthetic consisting of the grandmacore aesthetic whilst simultaneously being slutty.

That girl’s aesthetic is so swag. truely the ultimate personification of grandmawhore.

grandmawhore by bigdickgrandmaenegry June 25, 2021

Granola whore 

Typically a mix between a hippie and a slut; think of a girl you know who has slept with everyone in town and possibly in the state of (where ever you live)...and this girl probably at least pretends to fight for womens suffrage AKA rights her ancestors won YEARS ago, gay and lesbian rights, animal rights, starving children in Ethiopia, sober kids in India, is pro-life (I'd like to see what happens to her when she gets knocked up and has no clue who the father is), etc.

Does this girl dress like a modern day hippie? Does this girl think cheese is murder? Does this girl get herself involved with all of the shit out there that doesn't involve her? Does this girl rub her soy product vagina on so many dicks that her radioactive vagina is probably the cause of global warming?

Well my friend, then you indeed have a granola whore.

L&K: *walking around a college town* ew what's that smell?

GW's: WE WANT RIGHTS NOW! MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER! WE WANT RIGHTS!

L: it's those fucking granola whores!

K: didn't they win those rights like decades ago?

L: exactly.

Granola whore by KT_R October 3, 2008