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Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.
Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!
Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

Shortjack 

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching
Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch
Shortjack by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

shortbucks

Any retail business containing a small Starbucks cafe, typically displaying a limited offering of the standard menu of food and drinks and staffed with baristas who have received only a remedial education in their craft.
The idiot at the Shortbucks had no clue how to make my drink.
shortbucks by theswooper August 8, 2015

Shitback 

-noun
The unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the rear band of an infant or toddler's diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of the child's back and clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

-verb
The act of producing a shitback

-adjective
Having characteristics of shitback.

See also shitleg and shitbaby
Oh no, the kid's got shitback!

Quick! Grab the change pad, he's shitbacking!

These diapers suck - he's all shitbacky.
Shitback by ochawan October 13, 2008

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰
"Hanya is such a shortcake."
Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shortball 

This phrase comes from cricket terminology. In cricket, a shortball is a fast, rising delivery that causes discomfort to the batsman, and can sometimes result in an injury from being struck by the ball.

In social situations, a short ball can be most loosely defined as anything that causes annoyance, discomfort, or rejection.

Sometimes, when saying "Shortball!', people use an accompanying hand action as if to fend the ball away from their chin, similar to a batsman in cricket. Experienced shortballers sometimes only perform the hand action without saying the word, or just abbreviate the phrase to "Short!"
1: "Hey mate, are you coming to the pub tonight?"
2: "No mate, I have to watch some paint dry at my house"
1: "Shortball there"

1: "Dude, I got locked outside and had to sleep in the snow!"
2: "Shortball there"

1: "So I got back to her place, and she just wanted to watch movies and talk about feelings!"
2: "Shortball"
shortball by hammo1405 March 4, 2011