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Boner Coke 

When someone voluntarily snorts a line of coke off an erect penis.
T:Hey remember Mickey?

J: Oh yea that dude that that babies came out of the butt?

T: Yea cause he always had a football up his.

J:Oh yea he looks like a douche on FB

T: dude owes me money man... spending it on that Boner Coke.

T: He's such a Boner Coke-head.

M: Why is everything always about my ass?! shit going in and out wtf bro!
Boner Coke by Shellsashala May 14, 2010
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Coke Boner 

Extremely horny for Cocaine at any mention of use of the drug
Marty had a raging "Coke boner" when he heard there was coke to be done
Coke Boner by Freddy Beach June 27, 2009

Coke off a Boner 

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.
So… you wanna do coke off a boner?
Coke off a Boner by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

coke bonner 

When you're on gear and have managed to secure a woman - you try getting an erection but can't get it up due to the coke in your system. The base is slightly hard but the rest of your penis is flaccid.
"I was so rushing last night I couldn't get it up. I had to thumb my coke bonner in her..."
coke bonner by Huntycfc91 December 16, 2015

bonercake 

A response often used in a newly developed good situation, indicating pleasure in any way, not necessarily sexual. Can be thought of as something that would be pleasing to an already pleasing erection.
Dorothy: "After working on this problem for 20 minutes, we finally solved for the molar flow rate of benzene!"

Vito: "Bonercake."
bonercake by NovaChemE November 22, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026