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Jack, Mark, Bob, and Wade's podcast about bonners
Have you listened to Markiplier's Bonercast
Bonercast by Adb1002 May 20, 2018

The Bonercast 

An imaginary podcast where people call in and talk about their boner issues. This was first started by Markiplier and his friends in a prop hunt video.
"Hello and welcome to the bonercast what is your boner question?"

bonercise 

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.
I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
bonercise by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
Totally hot chick, as in a girl who looks so sexy she turns a soft flabby penis into a hard bone.
Former child-actress Kiersten Dunst in a wet-dress is a real Bonemaker.
bonemaker by Steve-Oh November 19, 2004
The act of killing your boner, whether intentional or unintentional, due to unfortunate or untimely circumstances.
Intentional Bonercide: I was getting ready to rub one out and the family came home, had to bonercide! (Thoughts of dead kitties, grandma on the toilet, mom naked)

Unintentional Bonercide: I was about to get in with this chick and she said "those sores aren't contagious". She killed it, bonercide.
Bonercide by Seximess December 1, 2011

Bonebraked 

The changing of rules/objectives in the middle of a big paintball game to give the illusion of parity so that the losing side continues to play and shoot paint. IE: continue to spend money.

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We’ve destroyed the other team all weekend and now the final battle is worth more then the whole weekend of winning. Damn we getting Bonebraked
Bonebraked by The covefe September 21, 2019