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coitus interruptus 

In Latin a form of birth control, the deliberate withdrawal of the penis from the vagina at the point of orgasm to prevent conception.

The practice predates the invention of condoms and was messy as the female's stomach was sprayed with sperm.
Caesar's sperm was spilled on Cleopatra's belly when he ejected his penis at orgasm.

coitus interruptus 

latin- the act of removing the penis from the vagina right before ejaculation commences
Last night i was tappin my girlfriend raw and i pulled a coitus interruptus and busted a nut all up over her piece.

coitus interruptus 

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.
Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."
coitus interruptus by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

coitus interruptus 

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm
Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!

coitus interruptus 

to disturb/disrupt two people having sex, thereby stopping them from doing so. Generally with some sort of reason.
"Where did Alex put the keys to the car?"
"I dont know, go ask him."
"i cant, hes banging his gf"
"Guess you'll just have to go Coitus interruptus them"
coitus interruptus by _Dan_the_man_ February 13, 2006

coitus interruptus 

Sex terminating due to interruption prior to successful ejaculation.
Coitus interruptus - When some jerk barges in when you are busy coiting. Real bummer.