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Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.
Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.
by rhythmshadow April 15, 2008
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Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.
Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.
by rhythmshadow April 17, 2008
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Drunken sexual encounter where coitus may or may not have occurred.
John from Italy love a girl but she don't seems intresting it, may be she has a vacant look or she is not just accessible to him. So thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso. It happened to me with a italian girl last year.
by Albarotto April 18, 2008
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