damp squib 

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

damp squib by Will February 7, 2004

Damp Squib 

Underwhelming

1:I went to the shop yesterday, and they were out of milk.
2.Aw that’s a bit of a damp squib.

Damp Squib by Baby07xx May 7, 2019

damp squib 

When you place one hand in your partner's rectal cavity and the pretend to be an octopus.

Susan: For the love of God — damp squib me.

Chester: I’ve noticed you’re using damp squib as a verb phrase, and it’s making me uncomfortable. Also, I really don’t like anal play.

damp squib by big match terry May 17, 2025

Useless as a damp SQUID 

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

Useless as a damp SQUID by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

damp squid 

A DISAPPOINTING; OR ANTICLIMACTIC SPORTING EVENT. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE MOSIT CEPHALOPD.

THE ENGLAND GAME WAS A BIT OF A DAMP SQUID

damp squid by Online Dictionary December 3, 2010