Punch Monkey 

Hard core bong head, known for pulling cones too quickly - usually sucking so hard the greenery gets sucked back into the chamber before it has all blazed up. Also noted for a love of gutter hash, and dehydrating the bong water to salvage the hooch they stupidly pulled through prematurely.

Two notorious punch monkies lived for many years in a share house in Canberra Australia. Late one night after many phone calls, and no luck getting any weed, one dropped a few Rohies he was saving for a rainy day and blacked out on the couch. The other Punch Monkey saw an opportunity and envisioning lungs full of gungie tar, intubated the dude with a length of pipe and siphoned the black fluids from his mates bronchal tubes. Apparently it smoked up ok and took the edge off.

Punch Monkey by ollie twisted May 8, 2010

siamese punch monkey 

Double fisting.

holy shit, that girl was so loose I siamese punch monkeyed her.

siamese punch monkey by bronco Felcher May 30, 2010

keyboard punch monkey 

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

keyboard punch monkey by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Punch the monkey's head in 

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank

Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties

Punch the monkey's head in by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010

Monkey Punch 

Pseudonym of Kazuhito Kato, famous manga artist.

Monkey Punch by nasuke September 30, 2006

The One, Two Monkey Punch 

A really quick masturbation session, less then one minute. Normally performed in haste in someone else's house while pretendig to use the bathroom. Not to be confused with the "One Ham Slam" that can occur with just one, quick and almost violent pull of the male penis to reach ejaculation.

He only looks happy because he just pulled off the one, two monkey punch in the mall bathroom after seeing your hot Mom.

The One, Two Monkey Punch by D Bokeyno October 9, 2008

monkey punch 

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

monkey punch by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho September 30, 2006