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Fernandez 

THEE coolest last name ever. It's a patronymic surname meaning "son of Fernando," with Fernando being a given name meaning "journey, venture." Found throughout Spain and the Hispanic world.

Though a very common last name in the Hispanic world, people with last names like Tapia and Sanchez are jealous of it.

If your last name is Fernandez, you're for sure cooler than your friends. =
Hector: "Hey lop...Fernandez is a way better than my last name than mine."

Maggie: "I know! I wish my last name was Fernandez too!"

Fernandez 

Fernadez is a name from Spanish patronymic.
Hi Ferlin Fernandez Veronica Omaleng

Fernandez 

The last name of a family who has a kid that vapes and has no filter or any sense of social capabilities and lets his 10 year old sister vape
Sophie probably has a Fernandez family

Fernandez 

Anybody with the last name Fernandez is gay usually their first name is Jazper or Jasper
Hey look it’s Fernandez. You already know what he’s into.

fernandez claw 

Often played in a small tight-knit group of friends, always male for obvious reasons. One male, will sneak up behind another, and grasp the others testicles firmly, and pushes upwards into the air. The duration of the hold depends on how close friends you are, and how much pain you wish for the victim to endure. Very fun game when played oevr a long period of time, so others forget. best played in shallow hottubs.
man 1 - Dude go give that charles guy the fernandez claw.
man 2 - yeah sure, he wont suspect a thing.
man 1 - just make sure you get him good from behind.
man 2 - wurd.
fernandez claw by stevert December 11, 2008

Fernandez Fast One 

When your family member intentionally or indirectly screws you over in a business specifically in real estate, loans, or theft.
Joe pulled a Fernandez Fast One over Peter when he sold the house to him. He screwed over Joe with ease.