tantrify 

Trick a girl to bed with the false promise of giving her a spiritual experience through Tantra Sex.

My Guru offered me private spiritual lessons, but I think he just wants to tantrify me.
In our last trip to India, Jenna managed to get tantrified.

tantrify by rperazag May 1, 2010

Tantricyogi 

A man weak in Measuring-Units who normally confuses Millimeters with Inches, and vice-versa.

The Pizza guy was flabbergasted when Tantricyogi asked for a 12 millimeter pizza with pepperoni.

Tantricyogi by Gringo July 6, 2003