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Philly Construction Crew 

A sexual act wherein hot tar is funneled into a woman's anus, the man then has his way with her before the tar hardens.
John had ordered his driveway to be paved so that he could use the leftover tar to give Sally a Philly Construction Crew.

Mexican Construction Crew 

A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.
"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*