| 1. | A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis) | ||
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An always-stiff-penis. A penis of such small stature, it fails to have the length to hang down, hence, being always stiff. Also known as, an Always Stiff "Peeper," rather than penis. Example: I was changing in the locker room today with the guys, then I looked of at Tommy, an he was sporting a tiny dick, possibly an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis).
Example: Dude, after I banged her, I took a cold shower, and came out. She threw off the towel because she wanted to give me head. She looked up and said, where'd it go? I must have an A.S.P (Always Stiff Penis). |
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| 2. | pp holder | ||
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a vagina. Hey that girl has a good pp holder i wanna put my pp in her pp holder.
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| 3. | Facial Dick Holder | ||
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One that holds or slaps a dick on there face.... during sex with a female or male... the one slapping it onto the others face is the Facial Dick Holder.
Damn man that girl was a facial dick holder last night...
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| 4. | tooth penis | ||
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A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect. Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak! (Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.) |
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| 5. | malaysian cup holder | ||
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Wrapping one person's penis around a shot glass filled with a liquor of choice and from there pouring it into anothers mouth. Did you see Barry?! Him and Jason just enjoyed a Malaysian Cup holder!
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| 6. | sack strap | ||
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The device used to keep a male actor's penis tucked up during the filming of soft porn. "Look Mom, no sack strap!" or Rick forgot his sack strap while receiving a nasty lap dance at local strip club.
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| 7. | teatowel holder | ||
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a boner that you can hang a towel onto I woke up and realized that my "morning wood" could also do duty as a teatowel holder.
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