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2 definitions by mookmerkinjr

 
1.
A road construction crew by whose actions cause constrictions in the roadway.
The constriction crew on I-94 this morning had three lanes of traffic down to a single lane, causing 2 miles of backups.
by mookmerkinjr May 01, 2010
 
2.
noun: a complete jerk, bozo, attention whore, assclown; someone you don't want to have near you.
Hey sideshow, take it outside, no one wants you around here.
by mookmerkinjr July 31, 2009