shaved monkey 

A derogatory term implying that the target is not quite Human; in reality, stating that the target is inferior to the speaker.

Jodl probably doesn't count, even if Hitler calls him a hairless ape with a shiny head.

1. Ivan is the shaved monkey around here and has always been.
2. Speaker: {Target} has the chest of a buffalo and the arms of a gorilla. We call him the shaved monkey.

shaved monkey by decimator1337 November 12, 2014

shaved monkey 

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

shaved monkey by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008

shaved monkey 

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.

i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!

shaved monkey by bull70 April 25, 2010

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

shaved monkey sex by minghi May 17, 2003

shaved monkey sex

driving a monkey-shaped convertible that is clean.

shaved monkey sex is so fun on route 66.

shaved monkey sex by hoehoefromdawg March 14, 2007

Shaved Money 

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

Shaved Money by Mr. Wow214 October 10, 2010

Shaven gay sex monkey 

Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.

Would you like to meet my shaven gay sex monkey? His name is Bob.

Shaven gay sex monkey by BodyThief July 28, 2008