awfultunity 

an opportunity that turns out to be awful

I had an awfultunity to play Tony Hawk Ride.

awfultunity by lobert124 April 25, 2010

awfultunity 

noun, an occasion presenting the potential to do something which absolutely should not be done

I had a total awfultunity with Brendan's mom last weekend

awfultunity by Koozie Squirtz April 21, 2010

Awfultunity 

An opertunity to do something awful

Dude 1: Hey man i got a chance to play this new skating game!.
Dude 2: Well that was a good opertunity for you.
Dude 1: Nah, it was more of an Awfultunity.

Awfultunity by HaNZ1 April 20, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008