Flobese 

When someone is awkwardly fat.

When a women, (or male..) can't seem to lose weight, and never wants to stop gaining it. They try to get help but feel to awkward to really stick with it.

Fat+Obese=Flobese
Not sure where the "L" came from...i guess it was found in the flobese persons fat rolls..

Flobese woman: hi i am here to sign up for jenny craig.

Worker: Alright, did you see all of the wonderful weight loss tips we have as you get started?

flobese woman: oh...

*leaves and goes to burger king.*

Flobese by Shegottadonk34567 April 24, 2010

faobese 

fat and obese

“you’re such a neek”
“that’s like saying faobese bro”

faobese by neilisthekingofslang June 11, 2023

flobee 

A device used to help cover the smell of pot.
Take an empty water bottle, poke holes in the bottom of it and stuff it with dryer sheets.
Blow the smoke into the bottle; it comes out smelling like laundry! *fill the bottle with a decent amount of dryer sheets*...roughly around 8-10, depending on the bottle.
Doesn't work very well when smoking J's or blunts.

Pass the flobee while I spark this bowl.

flobee by sunshinedaydreamer3210 January 30, 2007

fobese

Someone who thinks they are obese but in reality they are not.

That girl is fobese. I can't believe she thinks she is fat.

fobese by Misz Ashley July 3, 2006

frobese 

When an afro hairstyle is worn in an uncommonly large way.

That guys hair just hit me in the face even though I am more than 12 inches behind him. He could not fit it under a hat. His hair is frobese.

frobese by sassbot April 20, 2011

Flodesent 

1 A pro-actively smooth and Hassel-free motion forward. 2. Delivered with style and Supreme coolness. 3. The essence of calm greatness.

LOOKIN' FOREVER FORWARD.....FLODESENT (LY) HOVERIN' ........ LET'S GET IT IN FB!!! FUNKONAUT

Flodesent by AVaffair February 5, 2023