TWATAF
An acronym for 'The World According To Anthony Foruria', the popular internet comedy/documentary in which Anthony Foruria interviews people about other people.
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Twatwaffle
Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.
Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015
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Twatacopter
Mainly a girl who is exceedingly annoying and is hovering around you while you are trying to pick up a girl at a bar, club, or other events (be it charity events, doctors office, the grocery store, party... we have all seen the overly drunk girl at a party on some guy who clearly does not want her). This girl does not necessarily have to be a friend, she just has to be annoying enough to ruin your game.
Nick: Dude, that bitch was such a twatacopter, she was just hovering around me the whole night as I was trying to pick up Emma
Harry: I know man, she was one of those drunk twatacopters too, just hanging off you you basically. Fuck, sorry man
Nick: Don't worry about it... maybe next time she just wont be there.
Harry: lets hope...
Harry: I know man, she was one of those drunk twatacopters too, just hanging off you you basically. Fuck, sorry man
Nick: Don't worry about it... maybe next time she just wont be there.
Harry: lets hope...
Twatacopter by Bleek September 28, 2009
twatapuss
A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.
"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"
twatfax
A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.
It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.
It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.
Twatwaffle
An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.
The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.
Twatwaffle by Nanan00 December 26, 2021
twatability
Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.
Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"
Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"
Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."
twatability by mcemzy April 19, 2018