Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.

Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.

by james savik August 28, 2020

Unicorn

Imaginary mammals that fart rainbows.

"Billy, look! I just saw a unicorn!"

by Da-Faq January 5, 2017

Unicorn

A handsome, sexy, clever man that can bring you to your knees and melt you like butter with just a single kiss; who you will find once in a lifetime but rarely catch because he is afraid. Mystical, spiritual, and grounded the unicorn is ellusive and sly. A unicorn wants to be caught but runs when he is approached.

Dont give up him.

I found my unicorn kissed him and he ran away.

by GRACIE OF GOD June 19, 2017

Unicorn

Fake, not legit

Donald Trumps Hair is so unicorn

by Herman lacey November 1, 2017

Unicorn

Cringe fat animal with a horn, if you see one, beat the shit out of it.

Unicorns are really cringe

by FlamingDino October 19, 2020

Unicorn

Unicorn is when to lesbians put strap ons on there heads and go at each other.

I saw a fucked up unicorn showcase last night

by BJ JOE January 31, 2016

Unicorn

A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.

(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!

by ManDogDude November 25, 2016