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a written mobile phone text message transmission sent while the sender is severely intoxicated (crazy-drunk or krunk) with the intent of communicating the experience as being fun or an enjoyable time with a resulting message that is garbled, unintelligible and/or embarrassing to the sender

Noun or Verb: A krunxt; To krunxt; I krunxted; I am krunxting.
I was so wasted when I sent that krunxt to her and wrote: "I so,. n fHg and luv nn you.. So drunk. So misses alll our transit.now? bye. l8t"
krunxt by somabid April 8, 2010
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A rodent. Specially a cute humanoid rodent. She likes walnuts, huge garbage bins and tons of cheese before falling asleep. If you're lucky enough to have one as a partner, feed them and don't let them go !
She ordered 3 packs of walnuts and got caught digging through the trash by a neighbor, she's such a kruntak !
kruntak by jordimg May 21, 2022
Krunt is a nickname for the celebrity couple Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.
Mentioned by John in their video for Omaze.
Krunt is relationship goals, they’re so cute together.
Krunt by Liz447 May 31, 2018
1. A filler word that means nothing and everything at the same time

2. An acronym, denoting a term of endearment (Kind Reasonable Understanding Talented Interesting)

3. Some guy that work's at a bank
I was speaking with Krunti last night and he was everything but K.R.U.N.T.I. Boy, I'd love to krunt his up and set his stupid krunt face straight, for real.
krunti by BathroomGuy429 February 17, 2021
The little bits vagina that peer out the sides of a way to skimpy thong.
Oh my god! When she bent over I think I saw some krunt!
Krunt by Kid8088 May 19, 2008
1. Totally cool, top of the league guy who is on a level but like an uncle at the same time.

2. Someone who takes life seriously enough to be the best person to play jokes on.

3. Respected but cool, real cool.
"You're such a Krunx!" or "Krunx you're fast asleep! Your fans are all waiting outside!" or "You got Krunxed!"
KRUNX by AUE09 September 13, 2009

Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit 

Bangkoks Full name
John: Where did you go on Vacation
Mike: Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit

John: in English
Mike: Bangkok, Thailand