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ass hawk 

The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.
Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.
ass hawk by guinness67 July 16, 2009
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ass hawk 

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks
Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk
ass hawk by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010
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hawkin an ass 

when one has sex with an ass titty-fuck stlyle
yo bro, she wouldnt let me put it in her pooper so i ended up just hawkin an ass
hawkin an ass by c_drizzle November 14, 2010
a corse fan of hairs that protrude from one's ass crack and become apparent after one shaves their genitals.
would you like to rub my asshawk for good luck?
asshawk by l'charles March 17, 2005
Gil's obtrusive body hair made him a prime candidate for an Asshawk.
Asshawk by The BS Express May 12, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026