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When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
Nokied by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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nokie dokie 

Nokie Dokie is used to express disapproval. Not okay.
1st person: I'm sorry about last night, are you still coming by later?

2nd person: Nokie Dokie, I need some time.
nokie dokie by Curtmac18 December 8, 2016
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A word used by a Chunky 9 year old, literally that means “knocked” but spelled incorrectly.

Describing an object that gets demolished “sometimes for no reason at all”
Just last year I built a very legendary structure in Minecraft, now it needs to get Noked.
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Okie-y-nokie 

Drugs that are at their Best , the best around.
Last weekend my best friend snorted some okie-y-nokie , and we was lit from fri-Sunday !
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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