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cream box 

A very fast/good computer capable of running many graphically intensive games without slowing down. The graphics look smooth and glossy with no jagged edges.
Usually costing the owner many thousands of dollars.
Bill : "Man, your computer is a cream box."
Bob : "Yeah I know, it cost me fucking heaps."
cream box by Leon_Australia December 14, 2008

assorted box of creams

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003

box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.
Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.
Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by Cramer February 12, 2007