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Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
Carbo Loading by JPnEB April 2, 2010
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carbo-loading 

Eating a high-carbohydrate meal the evening before participating in a sports event in order to have lots of energy on the day.
All right lads, the big race is tomorrow, so I want carbo-loading at your dinner tables. That means lots of pasta, rice, and potatoes.
carbo-loading by Darth Ridley November 12, 2006

Carb-loading 

Erica: Have you been carb-loading?
Bob: Yeah, we closed the Pizza Palace the night before the marathon.
Carb-loading by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015

self-loading cargo

The passengers on an airplane.
Let's see...all the self-loading cargo strapped in back there?
Right on. Ready for takeoff.
Roger that.

Carboloading 

Eating insane amounts of carbs before extreme physical activity in order to have more energy. Typically, this is achieved by eating straight up bread in large amounts.
Before the cross-country race, Richard practiced carboloading by eating an entire loaf of bread.

irish carboloading 

When someone who has been on a drinking binge, stuffs potatoes up there ass for nutrition.
" I never thought that Irish carboloading could have done so much for my figure."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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