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the "myspace" 

a photo somone took of themself with a camera at an arms-length distance(sometimes on their cell phone). Usually taken in a bathroom or bedroom with some type of serious look on their face (guys) or slutty look in a skimpy outfit (girls). Most people do this and then immediately erase the picture, but those who put them on the wb are guilty of the "myspace"

Variation 1: the myspace also applies to people who take pictures of themself in the mirror...which is without a doubt the queerest form of photography currently in existence.
Variation 2: the "myspace" can also describe a picture of similar format found on facebook
"Dude check out this pic i found online. shes so hot."
"C'mon man, shes doing the "myspace"-so gay. shes probably 13 anyways."
"Dude, grass on the field, play ball!"
the "myspace" by ConorG October 22, 2006

Myspace Jack In The Box 

When a person looks good in Myspce but when you see that person in real life looks ugly as shit.
She looked prettier in that pic but in real life? man I almost threw up
-Myspace Jack In The Box

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016