NOVA KID

Stuck up spoiled kids with no culture or soul due to spending formative years in the suburbs of DC. Unlike suburbs in Maryland or Delaware, the NOVA kids are characterized by a trademark disassociation with reality. Where a kid from Maryland might be aware of how much his life sucks and what a set of hypocrites his parents are, a NOVA Kid will defend his dads job at the pentagon with sayings like "if you only knew what i knew" and "my dad works for the pentagon so he knows things" Frequently this argument is with a kid whose dad is on a battle ship out of Norfolk getting shot at because of the pentagon kids dads idiocy. The only area of the country with a problem anything like that of NOVA kids is, LA Kids.

Owner of House throwing party in RVA: "What the hell is that smell?"

VCU student from Tysons Corner: "Oh thats some of my friends from highschool smokeing meth in the corner, why want some?"

Guy in band from VaBeach: "fucking NOVA kids..."

NOVA KID by Jesus Filth March 27, 2010

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Nova kid

Some edgy mf that’s a school shooter and got cuts on their wrist

Andre you’re such a nova kid

Nova kid by Nigpo January 24, 2022

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Novakid

Someone with a attention span of a turtle.

Derives from the Starbound character, the Novakid.

"I was going to finish my drawing, but then I got distracted by some memes on the internet."
"You're such a novakid."

Novakid by Harpolias January 21, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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