Wainwright 

The most weird, funny, strange, odd, retarded, and awsome family in the universe!

Person 1- Why is the neighborhood red?
Person 2- Must be those Wainwrights again.

Wainwright by Loopyloo089392374 March 25, 2010

Wainwright 

A small town located in East Central Alberta. The only reason anybody outside of Alberta has heard of it is because it houses a Canadian Forces Base that is only really there to use the massive tracts of land around it.

The actual town itself is a trashy place where the only source of amusement is for the townsfolk is to drive up and down main street in their pick up trucks or go out into the back woods and drink their life away.

If you are posted there, watch out. Most of the townsluts are either diseased, or under the age of 16. Seriously. Most people there lose their virginity before the age of 12. If you can, avoid this town like the plague.

Soldier 1: Where's our next course?
Soldier 2: CFB Wainwright.
Soldier 1: .....shit.

Wainwright by Attila the Pun March 1, 2011

Wainwright 

A lanky or clumsy person who is crap at football and actually has no skill, but they think that they are Ronaldinho.

Damn, looks like we're taking a bunch of Wainwrights to the World Cup again....

Wainwright by Galacticbeetroot August 26, 2010

Wainwright 

To be in the lowest rank in League of Legends. e.g Bronze.

Did you know that Sam is such a Wainwright?

Wainwright by Prestige XV October 4, 2016

Wainwright 

A wagon or cart builder.

Wain mean wagon or cart. And wright just simply means builder.

Hey George go hire some wainwrights we need some so they can build some carts and wagons for us.

Wainwright by TheRealOne😂💯 May 18, 2018

rufus wainwright 

Rufus Wainwright is a true artist. He mainly sticks to the baroque pop scene, and works it. He has the ability to make everyone fall in love with him. It's a shame for girls everywhere that he's gay.

He has a unique voice, and even more unique musical arrangements.

Is it wrong to be in love with a gay man? Like, say, Rufus Wainwright?

rufus wainwright by ms. waffle December 27, 2004

Fort Wainwright 

A place of endless turmoil where the only treasure you will find is in a local tundra wookies meat wallet. On the greatest of occasions you will be able to partake in a platoon push on one of the aforementioned tundra wookies in the asbestos filled barracks. Occasionally you will run into a moose while in the field and do nothing but drink your sorrows away during the never ending winter

I took it personally when the army sent me to Fort Wainwright

Fort Wainwright by muskrat mayhem June 28, 2010