The most amazingly beautiful
lady in the entire world, whose magnificence shines a light on the bitter blackened
void that has become our shared landscape. Her radiance is matched only by her wit, and her wit matched only by her
grace. Not only is she fantastically, outrageously gorgeous and unbelieveably intelligent, but she is also the greatest dancer the world has ever seen. We should all learn to emulate her, for if the collective of mankind were to show even half the intelligence of her we could stave off even the heat
death of the universe. And that's something