The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.