Apple Faggot 

Any hipster who blindly follows and supports Apple products even if they're shit, all because they secretly want to be in a relationship with Steve Jobs. Also known as the "Apple Fanboy Syndrome" or AFS, this very serious condition is common in the San Fransisco area and is most often seen in the many metrosexual (also known as Homosexual) students who prefer style over functionality. Little known fact: the disease is easily transmited to others and can only be cured after dealing with the Apple customer support or guarantee service. Also cured by purchasing any good hardware/software which isn't overpriced.

John: - Look there's Tom with his new iPad.
Jack: - He has AFS...
John: - What?
Jack: - Apple Fanboy Syndrome..
John: - Oh yeah he's an Apple Faggot!
Tom: - Look guys I've got the iPad!!!!!!! ;))))) :)))))
Jack: - Does it have Flash? or Multitask?
Tom: - Look I can flick through pictures with my fingers!!!!!!!

Apple Faggot by vlad88667 March 13, 2010

Apple Faggot 

Someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.

"Hey look, Steve brought an apple to work. What an Apple Faggot."

Apple Faggot by Spav Nickelbottom August 19, 2013

Faggot Apple 

A tomato. A round spherical fruit that is not actually an apple.

This pizza pie has a great faggot apple sauce.

Faggot Apple by Sal Lubricante November 16, 2011

Faggitine Delicious Apple 

1. A hinted derogitory term used to describe someone whom you dislike to an extreme extent. See Douche Bag.
2. A squishy, bruised, and repulsive apple that never leaves the shelf of a market place

1. Faggitine Delicious Apple in the vicinity, eh Bob?
2. Wow it sure would suck to be THAT Faggitine Delicious Apple, eh Bob?

Faggitine Delicious Apple by Monsieur Madeline May 28, 2009