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Noun - The intentional alienation of those one holds most dear.
She regretted her recent juwee and wished it away like globnik.
juwee by Hortence January 30, 2004
Related Words
juwee Juweriya Jubee juweria Judee juee juneekarl juvee juwel Jwee
(n.) longer version of Jeweeb or Jweeb,

A non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture. They are typically very invested in the Israeli-Palestine conflict and may often view Theodor Herzl as a father figure. They may or may not have a T-shirt that says Mossad and an Israeli flag above their bed. Other symptoms include listening to "Tel Aviv" by Omer Adam on repeat and only singing along with the chorus. Onset of obsession may start at a young age influenced by family or by Birthright. Jeweebs tend to be Sephardic over Ashkenazi.

A non-Jew or Goy Jeweeabo is obsessed with finding a Jewish partner, in hopes of either obtaining an Israeli passport or being part of the Jewish community. A lifetime supply of shakshuka and Iced Cafe may also be a factor.
Charles: Jasmine starting crying when we reached David Ben-Gurion Airport at the end of birthright.
Andrew: Omg! What a Jeweeabo!

Sean: Bella, stop grinding on all these poor people at Kuli Alma and let's go back to the hotel!
Bella: I can't, I'm trying to nab a nice Jewish boy!
Sean: Stop being such a Jeweeabo or I'm walking back by myself!
Jeweeabo by Blackfin May 18, 2020
A woman who should not be mistaken for just another pretty face.
Juleen by The Original Juleen February 4, 2010
(n.) short hand for Jeweeabo

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.
Bianca, stop talking about Israel, you Jeweeb!
Jeweeb by Blackfin May 18, 2020
A sweet, sensitive girl. A little shy, but she is one of the most caring, outgoing, and coolest person you'll ever meet. Many mistakes have been made, but she comes through. Don't doubt her. If she is one who likes you, give her a chance. She's very clever, likes to joke around, and has an active imagination. Her personality is amazing and flies off the chart.
Julee by Pink Pillow October 10, 2011
(n.) Shorthand for Jeweeabo!

A light-hearted non-derogatory parody of the term weeabo or weeb describing someone that is unusually obsessed with Israel or Jewish Culture.
Jasmine stop crying every time someone mentions Israel, you Jweeb!
Jweeb by Blackfin May 18, 2020